Garbanzo beans, and a wheel of cheese
Set the afternoons proceedings off right
This special feeling that gatherings
Of five uncomfortable people that could not converse
On any particular topic for longer than two minutes
Well, it was a feeling for pictures

And today was for some reason happening
No one could say why,
But they had rather be with Randy or Jean right now
And Randy was fat
Jean was stupid
and no one here was.
but everyone was....existent

It took five minutes to get upon that topic
Which everyone can converse upon
But only Bill liked sports.
And they were all in agreement to differing degrees
That the next president should be a socialist
Yet, no one knew who the next candidate would be
Only that they to differing degrees hated the current man.

It was as if the conversation
was a young man that had been sent to Vietnam.

Greatness was briefly disputed,
For some supported Ceasar,
Others supported Walt Disney,
Still others supported the greatness of Randy Johnson

Food was a topic of brief discussion.
But no one really wanted to share their opinion
for all hated the current fare save Stan

At long last Bill said "anyone want to play a game."
Flatly
A command

Stan wanted Halo
Brenda wanted cribbage
Carleen wanted to play candyland
And Saeed was quite content to do whatever.